What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Deuteronomy 17

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I don't like

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Your going to be alright just relax

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

You shall not bear false witness.

This isn't going to, hurt.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Innocent before proven guilty

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

But this is not

I don't like religions.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Maybe leave out

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?